Are you ready for a puppy?
*Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.
*Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender.
*Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty now - hurry up - come on, lets go!"
*Cover all your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits must use white hair, and light suits must use dark hair. Also float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.
*Play "catch" with a wet tennis ball for hours.
*Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate.
*Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scatter clothing all over the floor.
*Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that's where the dog will drag it anyway. (Especially when you have company.)
*Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run to the door shouting, "No no! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program.
*Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and don't try to clean it up until you return from work that evening.
*Gouge the leg of the dinning room table several times with a screwdriver - it's going to get chewed on anyway.
***Take a warm and cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you will get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap. -author unknown
Shipping is $350.00 anywhere in the USA
$200.00 to $400.00 Deposit and are non refundable.
Payments by postal moneyorders or Money Grams, Western Union.
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Payment arrangements are welcome but pup must be paid in full in 3 months and stays here till paid in full. All sold on spayed and neuter contracts.
Want breeding rights! Talk to me first.
218-407-2779
Most people want girls because they don't lift their legs
and pee on things in the yard but boys if neutered at 6 month of age will not learn to mark like breeding and intact boys. Boys have the best sense of
humor and when you ask a
boy dog to do something for you he does it cause he loves you......ask the
same of a girl dog and she does it cause she was told to...bitches aren't
called bitches for no reason. Many times purchasers will then take the boy
and they are so appreciative and say they wouldn't have anything
but a boy now.
All puppies come with first shot given at 7 weeks of age and we use only Progard 5. All puppies have been wormed at 3, 5, 7 weeks of age. All puppies are eating Royal Canin and Candie dry food for 2 weeks before they leave here. All puppies come with a one year health guarantee from all life threatening genetic defects. Puppy will be replaced with same pet or show pup that affected pup was, if written statement from Necropsy and or Vet confirm the diagnosis. No money will be refunded and any shipping costs will be responsibility of puppy owner. All of my puppies are welcome to be returned at any time in it's life if owner can no longer take care of puppy. I will be more then happy to care for and help find a new forever home for any dog from here.
